WTF: Halloween (2018)

Spoiler Alert:

I shall be celebrating Halloween (2018), checking out its costumes and testing its taste to determine if it’s a trick or a treat. So read on only if you’ve already seen Halloween, or don’t plan to.

Watch HALLOWEEN 2018 here

WTF: The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)

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I shall be opening up The Nutcracker and the Four Realms, analysing its Christmas presence and unwrapping its layers to determine if it’s a gift from god or a clear and present danger. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Nutcracker and the Four Realms, or don’t plan to.

Watch THE NUTCRACKER AND THE FOUR REALMS here

WTF: The Trump Prophecy (2018)

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I shall be chronicling The Trump Prophecy, studying its genesis and examining its revelations to judge if it’s gospel or belongs in the John. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Trump Prophecy, or don’t plan to.

Watch THE TRUMP PROPHECY here

WTF: Searching (2018)

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I shall be looking at Searching, looking through its evidence and looking over its characters to find if we should look down on it or look up to it. So read on only if you’ve already seen Searching, or don’t plan to.

Watch SEARCHING here

WTF: Hereditary (2018)

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I shall be unearthing Hereditary‘s roots, analysing its makeup and digging into it’s origins to determine if it’s a brainchild or spoiled. So read on only if you’ve already seen Hereditary, or don’t plan to.

Watch HEREDITARY here

WTF: Incident in a Ghostland (2018)

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I shall be exploring Ghostland, digging up its dirt and mapping out its plots to find if it’s new territory or a broken home. So read on only if you’ve already seen Ghostland, or don’t plan to.

Watch GHOSTLAND here

WTF Did He Say: My Exclusive Interview with Director Jed Brian

I decided to spend a few months in Sumner, Illinois one afternoon, with plans to kill more than time. Knowing that I’d need a proper property to hide my improprieties, I contacted actor, writer, director, producer, location scout, sound guy and stuntman Jed Brian. Jed was my local specialist of old haunts as his nonprofit horror film Unlisted Owner explores one, and he was gracious enough to show me the gateway.

WTF: The Hurricane Heist (2018)

Spoiler Alert:

I shall be ripping off The Hurricane Heist, lifting its lines and taking its time to judge if it’s a steal or highway robbery. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Hurricane Heist, or don’t plan to.

Watch THE HURRICANE HEIST here

WTF: Revenge (2018)

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I shall be taking Revenge, analysing it with a vengeance and seeking to decide if it’s sweet or just desserts. So read on only if you’ve already seen Revenge, or don’t plan to.

Watch REVENGE here

WTF Did He Say: An Exclusive Interview with Tómas Lemarquis

While writing up my extensive synopsis of Blade Runner 2049, I became captivated by the fascinating actor who played the File Clerk at Wallace Corporation’s records hall. Seizing destiny by the keyboard, I sent Tómas Lemarquis a missive and could not believe my good fortune when he agreed to do an interview for our series WTF Did He Say? Now, let my good fortune be yours as I share his thoughts on Blade Runner 2049, Snowpiercer, X-Men: Apocalypse, Denis Villeneuve, Ryan Gosling, shamanism and WTF!?…