WTF: The Fighter

Spoiler Alert:

Don’t read any further if you haven’t seen this movie. You’ll find out everything that happens and you won’t understand any of my super funny jokes.

Christian Bale before heading to make up

00:01:18 I never liked Christian Bale ever since he went off on that tirade against a crew member during the filming of Terminator 216: Pink Slip (or wtf it was called), but I can already see he deserved the Oscar for Best Supporting… Just 1 minute into the movie and he’s kicking it. Still, I hope they at least shoved the statuette up his ass. #AllTheWay

00:02:45 Raking the concrete with a metal rake!? I love this movie.

00:05:18 Mark Wahlberg produced this bad boy. Told y’all he was cool.

"Life is like a box of chocolates: it makes you throw up."

00:12:34 I don’t know where this was filmed, but I want to live and die in the place where every girl, even Amy Adams, wears a half-shirt all the time. #butnotmichaelmoore #oroprah

00:12:57 Navels are the new nipples.

I'm telling you, Navels are the new Nipples.

00:13:08 Amy Adams from behind, bending over in short denim cut-offs. No wonder this was Oscar material. Her ass should’ve won best supported actress.

00:16:50 Whitesnake, “Here I Go Again”. Something tells me this wasn’t filmed in Paris.

00:29:09 The directing is killer good.

00:30:51 Amy Adams rocks the [recart]. (Yeah, I don’t know what the hell I wrote there so she must’ve really rocked it hard.)

00:32:43 Amy Adam’s character never graduated college because she partied too hard. I’m thinking this concept would make a great prequel. They could call it The Knock Out. (You got something better? Leave it in the Comments.)

"You have candy in which pocket, mister?"

My New Movie Idea: Charlies' Hell's Angels

00:42:31 I love the big hair on the sisters. It cracks me up but may be over the top for something that’s not a comedy.

00:48:48 In-fucking-tense. This is a fucking movie. [A week later, I'm as perplexed as you guys are as to what this comment is about--maybe a boxing scene.]

00:54:14 Lowell, Mass. is the mecca of hot chicks in half shirts. Their summer is what, thirty minutes?

00:56:38 The TV show inside the movie is a good idea.

01:02:25 You know how I know this movie is realistic? Amy Adams sleeps without a bra.

01:02:56 Very cool song. Hold on while I pause and SoundHound it. “Strip My Mind” by The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

01:06:53 Amy in panties and a see through bra. Now I understand the true meaning of Enchanted.

01:06:56 God, if her nipples were any higher, she’d poke her own eyes out.

The Couple Who Got Their Underwear At The PhotoShop

01:12:51 What a rich movie. Tons of layers. Now we’re at the family layer and it’s just as thick and juicy as the other layers.

01:16:49 Nice AA cleavage. Cleavage is the new cleavage ’cause the old shit was so good there was no need to change.

01:20:06 YEAH! I love this movie.

01:31:44 AA did at least as good as a job acting as the Mom (who won the Oscar). The navel and the cleavage should’ve pushed Amy over the top.

"Whaddya mean Amy Adams shoulda got the Oscar?!"

01:32:33 The fucking role of Christian Bale’s lifetime and he rode it all the way home.

01:38:10 “Can’t You Hear Me Knockin’”: Good soundtrack, too.

01:40:28 Christian Bale made this fucking movie. [Bet #1: I bet the could've stopped the movie here, before the Big Fight. It's not a boxing movie, it's a fighting movie.]

01:50:21 Yeah, I could’ve lived without the long ending. I know it’s the real ending that happened in real life but so what? I’m too European. #SoShootMe

01:50:23 This is the Rocky of the millennium.

The Special Olympics Just Got A Little More Specialer

Tally Ho’

• Bets: Made 1, Won 1 (the movie should’ve ended where I said)
• WTF!?’s: 0
• Worth: Hell, I’d buy the DVD on Blu Ray if I had a DVD collection and a Blu Ray player and no internet connection.
• What To Feedback: In the comments section, please give me alternative titles to The Knock Out, the prequel in which Amy Adams flunks out of college for partying too hard.

Left Over WTF (Way Too Funny) Photos

Droopy Goes Boxing

Droopy Asks the Cougar to Give Him a Bear Hug

Every Fighter needs a cougar in his corner.

Droopy Learns the Muff He's Diving Is Also His Mother--Edible Complex

This bar has a nice view. A really nice view. Really really nice.

If you noticed the Jack Daniels, you're an alcoholic. If you just noticed the bottle, you're gay.

This Old Man, he played six, he stared hard at Amy's tits, with a knick knack paddy whack give his rod a bone. This old man just came alone.

"Damn, check out the butts on both those boys."

"This is the one where Scooby Doo unmasks the fake ghost."

Kindergarten for Hill Folk

"Dear God, was that your mom? Can you smell that? Jesus, what did she eat for lunch? New Jersey?"

"I haven't had so much fun in the shower since catholic boy's camp."

"Oh my god, you're right. Her bra IS tighter than mine."

"No, that's not a fashion statement, Amy, it's a fashion suicide note."

"You got one of those dingle boogers hanging on to your nostril hair, right there."

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