WTF: The Ward

Inane Asylum

Spoiler Alert:

I shall be analyzing this film all the way from its oral phase to the bottom of its anal one, deciphering its dreams and exploring its relationships with the mothers who bore it to the screen. We’ll see just how super its ego is and I’ll i.d. its id, so read on only if you have already visited The Ward or don’t ever plan to.

WTF: Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark

But Be Afraid Of Wasting Time

Spoiler Alert:

I’m going to be probing the deepest darkest recesses of this movie to shed light all up its nooks and around its crannies. As I shall be exposing every somber secret to the light of day with a light nearly brighter than myself, read on only if you’ve already seen this movie or think you never will.

WTF: Attack The Block

Block Party

Spoiler Alert:

I’ve been around the block a couple of times and shall be sharing my experiences with you here. I’ll map out the film and scour the streets ’til the movie is clear, so read on only if you’ve ever seen or never will see Attack The Block.

WTF: The Thing (2011)

I'm Not Human. Yet. Either. Until I've Had. My. Coffee.

Spoiler Alert:

In order to properly analyze this Thing, I shall be probing it from the bottom up. Basically, I’ll be re-telling the entire story, except better.

Read on if you’ve ever seen or will never see The Thing.

WTF: Shark Night 3D

Terror Runs Deep... This Movie Doesn't

Spoiler Alert:

In order to properly dissect this movie, I shall be ripping its guts out. I’ll basically be re-telling the entire story, except better.

Read on if you’ve ever seen or will never see Shark Night.

WTF: The Kingdom

Welcome to 'I Ran'

Spoiler Alert:

Don’t read any further if you haven’t seen this movie. You’ll find out everything that happens and you won’t understand any of my super funny jokes.

2012-02-25 Where Dreams Collide WTF! (Won The Fracas)

Our good friend and loyal follower, Where Dreams Collide, came away as the winner in the latest WTF contest!

In the Mission: Impossible III post, readers were asked to write a caption for the following picture:

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And Dreamer came up with the following, winning caption:

“Wait .. it’s not what you think! my hands just stuck in my ass!”

WTF, Dreamer (Way To Fight)! Here’s your ceremonial WTF Badge to celebrate your victory.

Rodney at Fernby Films also participated, and while he did not win this installment’s top prize he did make a pretty obscure freaking reference.

“Watch out everybody, Marcellus Wallace got his briefcase back!”

As this is the first caption I’ve ever had to Google to understand, I thought Rodney deserved special mention.

Here then is the Obscure WTF Badge…

WTF: Mission: Impossible III

MI III Inches

Spoiler Alert:

Don’t read any further if you haven’t seen this movie. You’ll find out everything that happens and you won’t understand any of my super funny jokes.

2012-02-11 Rodney WTF! Again! (Won The Fracas)

Our good friend and loyal follower, Rodney of Fernby Films, came away as the winner in the latest WTF contest!

In the Mission: Impossible 2 post, readers were asked to write a caption for the following picture:

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And Rodney came up with the following, winning caption:

You know things are tough when John Woo spends more time focusing on that expensive home-brew setup than he does on my boobs…..

WTF, Rodney (Way To Fight)! Here’s your ceremonial WTF Badge to celebrate your victory.

 

WTF: Mission Impossible 2 (2000)

Spoiler Alert:

Don’t read any further if you haven’t seen this movie. You’ll find out everything that happens and you won’t understand any of my super funny jokes.