WTF: Halloween (2018)

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I shall be celebrating Halloween (2018), checking out its costumes and testing its taste to determine if it’s a trick or a treat. So read on only if you’ve already seen Halloween, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)

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I shall be opening up The Nutcracker and the Four Realms, analysing its Christmas presence and unwrapping its layers to determine if it’s a gift from god or a clear and present danger. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Nutcracker and the Four Realms, or don’t plan to.

Watch THE NUTCRACKER AND THE FOUR REALMS here

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WTF: The Trump Prophecy (2018)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be chronicling The Trump Prophecy, studying its genesis and examining its revelations to judge if it’s gospel or belongs in the John. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Trump Prophecy, or don’t plan to.

Watch THE TRUMP PROPHECY here

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WTF: Searching (2018)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be looking at Searching, looking through its evidence and looking over its characters to find if we should look down on it or look up to it. So read on only if you’ve already seen Searching, or don’t plan to.

Watch SEARCHING here

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WTF: Hereditary (2018)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be unearthing Hereditary‘s roots, analysing its makeup and digging into it’s origins to determine if it’s a brainchild or spoiled. So read on only if you’ve already seen Hereditary, or don’t plan to.

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WTF: Incident in a Ghostland (2018)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be exploring Ghostland, digging up its dirt and mapping out its plots to find if it’s new territory or a broken home. So read on only if you’ve already seen Ghostland, or don’t plan to.

Watch GHOSTLAND here

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WTF Did He Say: My Exclusive Interview with Director Jed Brian

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I decided to spend a few months in Sumner, Illinois one afternoon, with plans to kill more than time. Knowing that I’d need a proper property to hide my improprieties, I contacted actor, writer, director, producer, location scout, sound guy and stuntman Jed Brian. Jed was my local specialist of old haunts as his nonprofit horror film Unlisted Owner explores one, and he was gracious enough to show me the gateway.

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WTF: The Hurricane Heist (2018)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be ripping off The Hurricane Heist, lifting its lines and taking its time to judge if it’s a steal or highway robbery. So read on only if you’ve already seen The Hurricane Heist, or don’t plan to.

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WTF Did He Say: A Snuff Interview with Shane Ryan

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CONTENT WARNING!

This interview contains references to sexual abuse and self harm. If you are sensitive to these subjects or find them offensive, please avoid this post and read instead my interview with Blade Runner 2049 actor Tómas Lemarquis.  It’s just as witty but not as gritty.

The most famous indie director you’ve never heard of is also the most dangerous, cranking out the films so controversial streaming sites refuse to let you see them. Shane Ryan makes torture porn with no torture and only a little porn, these slow burn psychological films where you can’t figure out if you like them until it’s too late and you’re hooked. His films are so underground they’re on a first name basis with the dead and buried and his unique style blurs the line between horror and drama, while attacking explicit sex, self harm, rape, anorexia, incest, murder…  Shane Ryan is a man of edges, both straight and cutting, and in the interview that follows he offers up a masterclass on independent film making.

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WTF: Revenge (2018)

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Spoiler Alert:

I shall be taking Revenge, analysing it with a vengeance and seeking to decide if it’s sweet or just desserts. So read on only if you’ve already seen Revenge, or don’t plan to.

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